5 Ways to Ensure Apple Picking Isn't As Boring As Last Year
Apple picking can turn from a pleasant outing to a total disaster within ten seconds
July 23, 2018
America's Top 10 Lightest Beers
Light beer is a commodity in America. It's needed for most hobbies, sports, and everything in between. With an extensive background in Zymology, as well as a considerable amount of experience consuming fermented beverages at the University of Colorado at Boulder, I give you "The Unofficial Official Power Ranking of Amrica's Top 10 Lightest Beers."
July 23, 2018
I Drank a Pumpkin Spice Latte for 7 Days & This is What Happened
Pumpkin Spice Lattes are known to have a positive effect on mood, self esteem, and can often times provide an individual with the feeling of inclusion within the community. Medical professionals have been raving about PSLs for years now, so I knew I had to try it for myself.
Outdoor Drinking Games You've Never Not Heard Of
A guide to the top 3 outdoor drinking games: stump, beersbee, and cornhole.
A Subjective Ranking of the Top 10 Chain Restaurants in America
Americans like things fast and easy. Since we’re constantly seeking convenience, consistency and instant gratification, chain restaurants are at the root of American culture.
5 Ways to Hide Your Football Hangover This Monday
With football season underway, Monday mornings tend to start becoming more aggressive. Whether your favorite team is winning or losing, you're nervously slammin' way too many Bud Lattes to allow you to be the professional you need to be on Monday morning.
A Nation United: One HUGE thing you didn't know about hurricane Florence
Hurricane Florence is having a big impact on our southern region, successfully penetrating and sure to last long. Fortunately, the people of the United States have stood together to create the single biggest dick joke to sweep the Internet.
Sweaty Balls: A Woman's Perspective
The Problem The underlying problem is simple: women don't want to touch balls. Or at least we're told not to. From a girl's perspective, balls are the forbidden fruits of the male anatomy, and society has taught us to believe that if you touch them, a man will crumble faster than the fall of the Roman Empire in 476 CE.