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How To Play Quarters Drinking Game and Still Have Enough Change for a McDouble

September 12, 2018

How To Play Quarters Drinking Game and Still Have Enough Change for a McDouble

Quarters have long been limited to panic parking, McDoubles from McDonald's and slot machines. No more. We spent a quite Thursday night pounding crispy ones and compiling the single greatest list of Quarters drinking games so you can stop making it hail and start ruin beautiful dining tables.

1. Quarters

Materials

  • Shot glass or whiskey glass.
  • Quarters.
  • A table (preferably not treated northern maple).

Rules

  • Sitting around a table with a full beverage in hand, each player takes turns bouncing the quarter into the shot glass or cup.
  • If you miss, you pass it on.
  • If you make it, pick someone to drink and shoot again.
  • Make it 3 times in a row and you get to set a rule, something like “No saying drink, drank, or drunk.” The rules last the whole game and if you break one, you drink.

Difficulty to explain drunk

  • Not difficult at all. I’ve done this in a bar at least 7 times and 8/7 times I was drunk.

Pro Tips

  • Always throw the quarter with the face down. Works 50% of the time, every time.

2. Hockey

If Quarters is an engineering student, Hockey is the degenerate younger brother who’s always talking shit on him for being an engineer and not knowing how to party. It’s a simpler game, but doesn’t destroy your moms treated northern maple dining table and still gets you twisted, a win-win.

Material

  • Beer bottles (1 per person).
  • Quarters.
  • Table (not touching a wall).
  • Friends.

Rules

  • Each amigo takes a turn spinning the quarter.
  • After spinning, the spinner calls out a name. This person becomes the shooter, and it’s their job to shoot the spinning quarter at an opponent's bottle.
  • The shooter can choose to flick or sweep the quarter at a random opponent like this:
  • When the shooter is called, the rest of the players have an opportunity to cover or “defend” their bottle, but only with their pointer and pinky finger.
  • The defensive hand looks like this:
(Minus the knuckle touch... This isn't supposed to happen but i'm too lazy to film it again)
  • Defenders CANNOT use their knuckles, or they drink.
  • If the shooter successfully hits the bottle, everyone except that player takes their beer off the table.
  • The shooter then spins the quarter again, and the other player must drink his/her beer until the quarter stops spinning.
  • BUT, if another player attempts to stop the quarter on its side while it is spinning, the beer drinking player must drink his entire beer. If the stopper fails, they drink their whole beer.
  • The game goes until it stops, which is when everyone is absolutely shit canned.

Difficulty to explain drunk

  • More difficult than quarters, but way worth it. Try explaining sober, it’s easier that way.

Pro Tips

  • Always spin the quarter with the face down. Works 50% of the time, every time.

3. Landmines

Landmines is like any teens bedroom. You'll be dodging things left and right, there's probably some glass hiding somewhere, and you might not come out alive. If you do come out alive, you'll have a great story to tell Momma and Paw Paw.

Material

  • Beer bottles.
  • Quarters.
  • Shot glass.
  • Table (not touching a wall).
  • Friends.

Rules

  • Each player takes turns spinning the quarter. The same player who spun the quarter must pour a shot of beer, drink it, and pick up the quarter before it stops spinning like this:
  • If they fail, they try again until they succeed. Once successful, the quarter passes to the next player.
  • Once a beer is finished, you can also use it to “slam” an opponent's spinning quarter like an absolute badass so they have to drink more.
  • Once the bottle is down, however, it becomes a landmine and must not move for the rest of the game.
  • If a quarter hits a land mine and stops spinning, the quarter is dead and the player must drink and spin again.
  • If a player is unsuccessful 3 times in a row, they must finish their beer.
  • Play until everyone is thoroughly shit canned.

Difficulty to explain drunk

  • More difficult than quarters, but way worth it. Try explaining sober, it’s easier that way.

Pro Tips

  • Always spin the quarter with the face down. Works 50% of the time, every time.

Quarter? I hardly know her!

Unless you live in a house that requires a dollar in quarters every time you clean the soiled sheets, drinking is the best way to use em. Buy your beer with quarters, get drunk with quarters and buy one of those quarter collection books because those are super cool.

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