We weren't ready for what you told us.We knew our ball hammocks were so soft they'd be worn but seldom felt.We knew the pouch would keep your baby makers coddled and ready to create the next generation at the drop of a belt buckle.But, we weren't ready for you to expose yourselves to us... The Byproducts Of Ball Hammocks We Never Imagined-As told by you
The little blue pill became useless
Unsolicited peeps under the hood
Status as the Second Greatest Invention of all time
Amplification of EVERYTHING
We knew you were a pack of party animals, but we didn't expect you all to be modern-day Hemmingways. Now, throw your cotton undies away, put your pair in a pair, and show the world the only forbidden fruit should be Of The Loom.
But, most importantly, keep those order comments coming.
(enter a shameless plug for Father's Day that our boss made us put in here)
Give Him The Gift That Keeps On Giving
Take a hint - pops doesn't need another coffee mug (the man can already peel the porcelain right off his throne as is).
Stay Weird & Shine On