5 Ways to Pretend You're Interested in Baseball During The World Series
Now that the World Series, it’s time to start thinking about how you’re going to pretend to like baseball again. There are two types of people in this world: those who love baseball, and those who will use baseball games as an excuse to drink excessively.
How to Fit in at Whole Foods
Whole Foods is a confusing place. It's not like the other grocery stores as it will leave you questioning your character yet simultaneously making you feel like your physical health instantly improved within 15 minutes.
5 Healing Crystals You Need for Football Season
If you want your team to make playoffs this year, it’s time to start taking your rituals seriously. While healing crystals not only absorb, attract and repel certain energies, they have the potential to help your team make playoffs.
A Subjective Ranking of the Top 10 Chain Restaurants in America
Americans like things fast and easy. Since we’re constantly seeking convenience, consistency and instant gratification, chain restaurants are at the root of American culture.
A Nation United: One HUGE thing you didn't know about hurricane Florence
Hurricane Florence is having a big impact on our southern region, successfully penetrating and sure to last long. Fortunately, the people of the United States have stood together to create the single biggest dick joke to sweep the Internet.